Whenever you watch a movie meant to be shown on the big screen but edited for regular TV, there will always be movies lines edited out for younger audiences. Whether it's changing bullshit to bullcrap or ass to ants, movie editors will try to be as clever as possible when it comes to choosing a more appropriate movie line. But when you have a movie like Scarface or The Big Lebowski or Basic Instinct or Pulp Fiction, chances are you'll have to do A LOT of editing to clean up the movie lines enough to put it on television. After awhile it just gets ridiculous to hear words that are clearly curse words be made into a sentence that really makes no sense. But what has to be done is done, no matter how illogical it might be.

That's why we love this complication of the weirdest/strangest edited movie lines ever. Listening to Al Pacino, Samuel L. Jackson, Sharon Stone or John Travolta (or other actors playing them) do voice-overs for these famously vulgar lines is more than hilarious, and they are also completely obvious which makes them that much more funny.

Watch this video of ridiculous edited movie lines and let us know what you think about them in the comments section below!