The Best of George Carlin clip should be required viewing for everyone. Not just people who like comedy and jokes, but everyone. Because George Carlin wasn’t just a comedian, he was a truth teller of the ultimate degree. You can learn more about the world, about government, about religion, about the true essence of people from an hour of the best of George Carlin stand up comedy than you can from all your years of schooling. A few of the subjects that this best of George Carlin clip tackles are government, time, advertising At the essence of it, we all
Today’s funny pictures gallery features some very awesome cats (including the real reason why cats purr), what angry birds looks like in real life (hint: they really don’t like cars) and something everyone can relate to: trying to figure out which light switch does what. If you’re anything like me, you just keep flipping them until the right light you’re looking for turns on. Enjoy! Funny pictures are what make the Internet go ’round. So sit back, relax and enjoy today’s offering of hilarious cat whiskers, dog’s with face tattoos and everything else you could possibly hope for from the
Today’s Funny Pictures – No Coffee Cat Face Edition
Funny Pictures
There are hundreds and hundreds, if not thousands, of Louis CK quotes that could qualify for a list of the greatest Louis CK quotes. So we boiled it down to the 22 greatest Louis CK quotes that exist in the universe. Could we have doubled or tripled this> Sure, but let’s be honest, we only have so much time. Click on Louis’ name to check out even more Louis CK awesomeness from videos to photos to bios. One of the greatest Louis CK quotes in this list has to be the simplest: Everything is amazing and nobody’s happy. This quotes
The 22 Greatest Louis CK Quotes
Funny Pictures
These funny food signs will make you laugh until you’re hungry! When we see funny food signs like these, it makes us really appreciate people in the food industry. Not only do they serve us delicious fries and burgers but they like to add a little humor to their jobs, as clearly evidenced by these hilarious food signs. Click through this gallery of funny food signs and try to find your favorite. We bet you can’t find just one! From all of the anus/angus jokes and the grits/tits, there are other instant classics in there as well. Like Dairy Queen’s
Funny Food Signs
Funny Pictures
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever