In this insane video, a plane almost lands on a sunbather in Germany, leaving us all to wonder not only why there is an airplane landing strip so close to a public beach, but why someone would choose to lay out directly in front of it.

The pilot, who said it “wasn’t one of my greatest achievements in the cockpit,” managed to not land on the sunbather, who looked to be only inches away from getting flattened like a pancake by the wheels of the small airplane. The plane was literally RIGHT ON TOP OF THE SUNBATHER. We still can’t get over what a close call this was.

The pilot did crash into a fence, however, after he lost control of his plane. There was only minor damage to the body of the airplane, but we’re guessing there was a major accident in the pants of the sunbather he barely missed. Can you imagine seeing a plane that up close and personal, thinking that any minute it was going to use your body as a landing strip? Maybe next time the lazy sunbather can catch some rays a few feet away from the runway and save us all the heart attack.