Trampoline gifs are the only reason I can find to owning an actual trampoline. Not only are they crazy dangerous, but they don’t even seem to be that much fun. When you’re not flying off somewhere and about ready to break your legs and/or face, you’re about to break someone else’s legs or face. If you look at the stats, there’s no question that trampolines are some of the more dangerous backyard toys that kid (and adults) play with. Sure, it’s good exercise, but it’s also up there with lawn darts when it comes to maybe not the best idea
The 4th of July is almost upon us, which means fireworks fails are surely around the corner as well. Year after year around the 4th of July we see people trying to set-off their own fireworks and failing miserably. It’s scary because it’s so easy for people to get hurt, but as soon as you figure out everybody is OK, then a 4th of July fireworks fail compilation suddenly becomes the funniest thing in the entire world. They literally (and figuratively) light up our lives*. In these three videos you’ll see compilations of some of the best 4th of
These labels—whether they’re just being honest, were improperly placed, or are purposely sarcastic–are just downright funny. And who thought labels could even be funny?! Well, we were proven wrong. Scroll though this gallery of funny labels and prepare to laugh. From the TOO honest food label that says “Bee Vomit” to the really poorly placed label on a book about cooking with your dog to the pills that suggest if you’re overweight to simple “lose weight!,” there are some real gems in this gallery What’s great about some of these honest labels is that they’re clearly made by
Is there anything better than a good Seinfeld quote? We don’t think so, which is why we’ve compiled our favorite Seinfeld quotes EVER. Scroll through and share these Seinfeld quotes with friends for more than a few laughs. You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.-George I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!-Kramer If you can’t say something bad about a relationship you shouldn’t say anything at all.-George Mr. Ross: I
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
