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Terrible Things Made for Kids Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures

Who thought these kid toys and stores would be a good idea? We think these are the worst things made for kids EVER! Some people have a twisted mind when it comes to toys and stores made for kids. I mean, are the people who came up with these toys and stores totally clueless or are they playing a prank on all of us, especially kids? From weird pillows to inappropriate books to stores with terrible names , we have to wonder what these people were thinking. If your kids got ANY of these items for Christmas, we’re pretty sure they

Funny Prank Gets Guy Kicked Off Plane Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

This funny prank got one guy kicked off a recent flight. French comedian Jerome Jarre recently boarded an American Airlines flight from Mexico to Miami. While he started off the flight as a seemingly normal passenger, by the middle of it he decided to pull one funny prank. Jerome Jarre decided to leave his seat and go into the bathroom. Once he was in there he stripped down to his underwear and inflated a rubber ducky floatie. He then left the bathroom wearing the floating and a smile on his face and walked down the aisle. Unfortunately the crew of

Yes. This Bathroom is Made Out of Chocolate Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,

We don’t know what to think of this chocolate bathroom that just debuted from British chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and Bathrooms.com. First of all, I don’t know whether to gag or get hungry thinking about a chocolate bathroom of which all the fixtures are edible, including the toilet, bidet, sink, and bathtub. The chocolate bathroom pieces have a 6-month shelf-life, according to the manufacturer, but may melt if placed near sunshine, a radiator, or hot liquids. The entire chocolate bathroom set will set you back around $133,000. Who would want to eat chocolate bathroom pieces? I mean, we all fantasize about being able

The Best of Richard Pryor Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos ,,

It’s probably a bad idea to try and roast Richard Pryor if you don’t have a thick skin. Because as you can see in this clip of Richard Pryor responding to the stand ups and comedians at his roast. But what’s amazing about this clip is you can see that this is Richard Pryor just riffing. And he MURDERS. This is not a practiced act. This is just Richard Pryor making fun of his good friends. And this is easily one of the funniest comedy clips you’ll ever see. Not only does he call one of his friends “a big

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …