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These funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes are just a few of the comedian’s best lines from his stand-up routine that spanned over 20 years. Rodney Dangerfield was one of the best comedians of our time, leaving his mark on the stage with jokes that stand the test of time. Chances are you’ve heard a few of these funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes before, and if you haven’t you’re in for a real treat. What few people know about Rodney Dangerfield is that his comedy club, Dangerfield’s, is still open in New York City, and has helped launch the careers of comedians such

17 Funny Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

34 Funny Parking Notes 34 Funny Parking Notes 31 July 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig cars,notes

How many times have you wanted to leave a parking note for an asshole who doesn’t know how to park. You know the ones…they take up two parking spaces like a total oblivious moron and leave you about an inch to get out of your car when you’re in the grocery store parking lot. Or there’s the people who hit your car and decide to leave a hilarious note with no details as if to mock you. Either way parking sucks, but someone even a bad parking job is made better with these hilarious parking notes. We especially like the

34 Funny Parking Notes

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Cutest Penguin Video You’ll Ever See Cutest Penguin Video You’ll Ever See 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig animals

British retailer John Lewis recently released a new Christmas commercial featuring a character called Monty the Penguin. To be honest, we’ve never heard of John Lewis before (probably because we don’t live in London, as his store his located on High Street), but after seeing his heartwarming and brilliant commercial, consider us a fan! With the help of Microsoft and Google the commercial features amazing animate that will make you a believer. In the commercial, an adorable boy named Sam has a best friend named Monty the Penguin. He does everything with the penguin, like playing soccer and reading bedtime

Cutest Penguin Video You’ll Ever See

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10 Signs It’s Too Hot Outside 10 Signs It’s Too Hot Outside 18 May 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

This gallery of hilarious photos show you what happens when you see signs it’s too how outside. With drought across most of the country and temperatures hitting the triple digits already this year (didn’t we just get done dealing with a bunch of blizzards a week or so ago? What happened to spring?) I’m afraid we have a lot of these photos to look forward to as we hit the dog days of summer. And then the dog days of fall, since there only seems to be summer and winter now. I’m not sure if we’ll ever get a fall or

10 Signs It’s Too Hot Outside

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125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes 125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes

Bear Left Bear Left 18 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Nice jump Nice jump 11 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig cats

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!! There’s a huge broccoli outside!!! 10 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!

We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L 10 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.

Two blondes walk into a building Two blondes walk into a building 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

You’d think one of them would’ve seen it

Two blondes walk into a building

You’d think one of them would’ve seen it

You can paint my porch You can paint my porch 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

State Capitals State Capitals 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

A robber and a tv A robber and a tv 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A robber and a tv

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?