This is a funny video on the ways to fail a DUI test. And we’d like to start out by saying that you should never, ever drink and drive no matter what. But we are posting this video because it shows how stupid you look when you drink too much anyway. But you look even dumber when you drink too much and get behind the wheel. These three ways to fail a DUI test are kind of epic, though. The first two are almost mind blowing that these two guys are even capable to stand up, let alone get into
Watching this hamster eat is one of the great joys in life. In a preview for BBC One’s Wild at Heart, we get to watch an incredible video of how a hamster eats. It’s really insane and totally worth the view. What’s so crazy about watching this hamster is that you learn just how much food they can eat. An x-ray shows that the food they ingest can stretch all the way back to their hips. After the hamster is totally full he then typically carries his favorite treat back home with him. Once there, he then starts the disgorging
Who needs lawyers jokes when their names are funny enough on their own? These funny law firm names are both hilarious and unfortunate. And believe it or not we think they’re all real. From Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde, Butt Solicitors, Gay and Gay, Butts and Butts, and so many Eggers we’re not sure what’s going on…these funny law firm names are kind of insane. You would think if you’re an educated lawyer you would look at what happens when one or two partners put their names together. If it’s something that can be deemed weird, funny, wrong, or means something
Just when you think you’ve seen every viral photo out there, something new comes along…just like these funny movie marquee titles. And now we can’t stop laughing. This collection of 18 funny movie marquee titles are so obvious yet so clever that they are quickly become one of our favorite things ever. We’re guessing that the employees that put together these funny movie marquee titles either had no idea what they were doing or had every idea what they were doing and did it anyway because it’s hilarious and they can show off their handywork to all their friends. That’s
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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