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It’s All About That…Baste? Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

We’ve already seen a Star Wars parody of Meghan Trainor’s hit song “All About That Bass,” but this one is perfect and just in time for Thanksgiving next week. It’s called “All About That Baste,” as in the kind of baste you put on a delicious turkey. The amazing lyrics to “All About That Baste” are below: I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter I’m all about that baste bout that baste more butter On Thanksgiving day… I think its pretty true us dads cant make it make it… like we’re supposed to do the dining room room… we

Funny Photoshop Fails Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,

Advertising agencies have one job to do, and that’s to put out an ad that makes sense and isn’t a total fail! If they did their jobs we wouldn’t have to call them out for their humiliating work in these photoshop fails, now would we? Somebody must have been sleeping on the job when they created these ads. From lost belly buttons, fake crowds, double foreheads and totally wrong skin colors, these photoshop fails should have gotten somebody fired. We love how obviously screwed up all of these ads are. It’s like a blind person photoshopped each and every one

The Best Slip n’ Slide Fails Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos ,

Summer isn’t summer without a few slip n’ slide fails, is it? We don’t think so! This hilarious video of slip n’ slide fails will have you slip n’ sliding on the floor from laughter. I mean, some of these are utterly amazing, we can’t believe they were caught on film. Thankfully nobody was hurt in the making of these slip n’ slide fails, except maybe for a few bruised egos. There’s nothing worse than putting on your bathing suit and gearing up to take the slide of your life when you totally trip and fall and have to slide

Funny Toddler Shouts at Her Parents Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos ,

We’re not sure if this toddler singing Frozen is adorable or just kind of scary. She’s making us nervous! In this video you see a seemingly innocent and adorable little girl start to break out into a song from Frozen. As she does her parents start laughing, and this toddler singing Frozen is having NONE of it. As you can see in the subtitles (they’re British or Scottish and it’s hard to understand them) she gets ANGRY. The toddler singing Frozen starts saying hilarious things like “Be careful now” and “I’m warning you” to her parents who can’t stop laughing.

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …