If you have a dog then you probably know by now that they have absolutely no idea what personal space is. They will jump on your arms, legs, back, face, and head just to get attention. It’s adorable, but it can also be slightly frustrating…especially if you have a dog that weighs more than 10 pounds. While it can definitely test your patience, it is also super cute to watch as a dog climbs onto you and snuggles. After all, they just want to be loved and hugged and, well, fed. Don’t forget that part, since that is most likely
Do you know your crazy animal hybrids? We did some digging around the internet and found a whole slew of crazy animal hybrids we never knew about and thought we’d share them with you. It turns out there are a ton of them out there. While some of these are not hybrids per se but are instead just out-of-the-ordinary looking, it’s crazy to see how animals have evolved over the years, either through nature’s doing or through breeding. And it turns out there are some crazy animal breeds out there! From a pink fairy armadillo, liger, grolar bear, naked mole
WARNING. Most of these funny baby shower cakes are gross, hilarious, and downright wrong! Can you believe that we were able to find 52 terrible baby shower cakes? Like, these actually exist! Someone was hosting a baby shower and was assigned baby shower cake duty and decided “you know what, I’m going to make a cake that looks like a baby coming out of my friend’s vagina and put chocolate sprinkles and Jello around the face so it terrifies not only everybody at the baby shower but people on the Internet and the child when he/she eventually grows up.” Sound
These funny photos show items that are definitely out of place. From bananas in washing machines to a candy cane that someone clearly ingested that is now visible via an x-ray to a frog inside a bag of lettuce, there are so many out of place items in these funny photos that we don’t know where to begin. We especially love the fish next to the toilet and even the photo of Nicolas Cage lined up next to two gerbils. Shouldn’t that be Richard Gere’s photo instead? Take a look at this gallery of out of place funny photos and
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
