If you’re not familiar with these Keanu Reeves memes, you’ve been missing out. It all started a few years ago when a photo of Keanu Reeves from the most amazing movie ever (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure) went viral. The Keanu Reeves photo went viral because he has the most amazing expression ever in it. A sort of “what the hell is going on oh my god what is that smell I think there is something really serious but not too serious about to happen.” You know that look. Anyway, as Keanu Reeves likes to say, this photo went viral
If you’re a parent or a kid, hopefully you’ll never come across these terrible bootleg toys. These bootleg toys are so bad, they’ve crossed the line into awesome. This gallery has some of the best of them. I mean, who thinks that these toys will actually sell? And I pity the kid who has to open one of these on Christmas or Hanukkah. Can you imagine running downstairs on your birthday or a holiday and opening up a brand new “Specialman?” Or what about “Spaderman?” You know, James Spader’s superhero brother? Or what about a demonic version of Winnie the
I think we can all agree that while human selfies are bad, cat selfies are kind of amazing. So to give you less of the bad stuff in the world and more of the good stuff, here’s a fun gallery of funny pictures of cats taking selfies of themselves. We didn’t even know they knew how to work a camera. We thought most cats just laid around and waited for someone else to take a photo of them. Check out more funny pictures! This gallery has it all, really. Morning cats, cats at angles, cats too close. We’re not sure
These hilarious photos of people being lazy are truly one of a kind. I mean, when did people stop getting off their butts to do something as simple as pick up a glass, or even mow a lawn? It seems these days that anybody will look for an excuse to not get out of their chair. While we’re all guilty of being lazy now and then, the lazy people in this photo gallery take it to a whole next level. From the woman who can’t bother to get out of her car to protest or the mom who
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
