Do you notice lately that more and more news outlets are using the term ‘Breaking News’ for everything! Seriously. Every time I put on everything from the Today Show to CNN or Fox News, there’s a breaking news alert for something that is really not breaking news or really all that important at all. It’s like they’re desperately trying to pull in viewers by having a breaking news alert constantly on their tickers. So we decided to compile the worst breaking news reports that we could find, and there are definitely a lot of them! From cats getting
Breaking up is hard to do…especially when you get a breakup note as harsh and funny as one of these. We’re really loving this gallery of funny breakup notes. Yes, we feel bad for the people they were written to, but there is something so hilarious about a breakup note that we can’t help but laugh. What is it about breakup notes that are so darn funny? Maybe it’s because you get a glimpse into a couple’s life, and usually what you see is pretty amazing. There are so many gems in this gallery that we don’t know how
Richard Pryor shows off his skewering skills in this classic stand up comedy video clip. As he talks about cleaning up his life and getting off drinking, someone in the crowd questions the statement that he has been clean and sober for over a year. While the guy in the crowd yells out that he doesn’t believe it, Richard Pryor comes back with, “Well, you don’t have to believe because you’re drunk yourself.” The crowd responds with a loud chorus of cheers. But they don’t stop there. For some reason this sets off more in the audience to yell things
If you watch Game of Thrones, you know that the theme song is a very hummable and catchy little tune. But it’s always been missing one very important addition: Goats. Now that travesty has been rectified by some Internet genius who took the original theme song and, well, added goats. This is pretty much why the Internet was invented. Take something awesome like the Game of Thrones theme song. Add something also awesome like goats. Success. What else do you need to know, just watch it. If someone can start a petition at HBO to make this the official theme
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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