Whenever you watch a movie meant to be shown on the big screen but edited for regular TV, there will always be movies lines edited out for younger audiences. Whether it’s changing bullshit to bullcrap or ass to ants, movie editors will try to be as clever as possible when it comes to choosing a more appropriate movie line. But when you have a movie like Scarface or The Big Lebowski or Basic Instinct or Pulp Fiction, chances are you’ll have to do A LOT of editing to clean up the movie lines enough to put it on television. After awhile it
If you have a brother or sister, then you know what an emotional rollercoaster the experience can be. Even though you spent the majority of your life so far being completely annoyed with them, your sibling was also your best friend and confidante. Now as you grow older your sibling(s) still annoy you, but you can also appreciate them understanding you like nobody else can. After all, they were there for you and with you when you grew up, and now as an adult they will still always be there for you. Aside from your parents and spouse, they are
Leave it to the Foo Fighters to create a video for their ALS Ice Bucket Challenge that would be right at home on Saturday Night Live. The funny rock band (who is also awesome) created a parody of the horror movie “Carrie” for Dave Grohl’s Ice Bucket Challenge and it’s pretty epic. Watch the clip above and see Dave Grohl’s funny take on the Ice Bucket Challenge that would have any prom-goer squeaming (just like the movie did). Before he completed the challenge Dave Grohl challenged comedian Jack Black, John Travolta, and Stephen King, the creator of Carrie. Honestly, it’s
These super funny bumper stickers are an ode to just how awesome (or weird?) other people, especially drivers, can be. We feel pretty confident saying that these are the funniest bumper stickers we’ve seen (though these funny bumper stickers come pretty close). There are some really classic funny bumper stickers in this gallery, above. A few of our favorites include the ‘Hooker Mom’ bumper sticker, the ‘I’m really speeding because I have to poop,’ the ‘If you’re reading this you’re probably pulling me over,’ the ‘I hate bumper stickers,’ the ‘Little Lebowski Urban Achiever,’ the many anti-man ones (especially the
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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