This helpful flowchart will help you decide how to go ahead with that one night stand. Now that it’s the holiday season, chances are you’ve got a few holiday parties to drink way too much at. And if you’re single, that means that a one night stand isn’t that hard to imagine. Everybody makes mistakes around the holidays, and a one night stand is certainly no exception. Sometimes you just need a flowchart to help you decide if you really should have that one night stand, or if you do have one what you should actually do during
Some people are good cooks, and the rest of us make what we lovingly refer to as food fails. This gallery of 51 funny food fails will either make you feel really good about your cooking skills or feel really bad because you can relate. And if you can relate, we want to say we’re sorry but please don’t invite us over to dinner. Or if you do, don’t take offense when we tell you we’re going to be busy for the next five years. I mean, some of these funny food fails seem impossible to do! Some of them
The Best of George Carlin clip should be required viewing for everyone. Not just people who like comedy and jokes, but everyone. Because George Carlin wasn’t just a comedian, he was a truth teller of the ultimate degree. You can learn more about the world, about government, about religion, about the true essence of people from an hour of the best of George Carlin stand up comedy than you can from all your years of schooling. A few of the subjects that this best of George Carlin clip tackles are government, time, advertising At the essence of it, we all
If you’ve been on Facebook lately, chances are your newsfeed is filled with a ton of ALS Ice Bucket Challenges. We think this is an amazing thing that people are getting in on the challenge and helping a worthwhile cause. But we also wonder why every Ice Bucket Challenge we see is pretty tame and perfectly timed (for the most part). Well, it’s probably because people aren’t posting the Ice Bucket Challenge FAILS, several of which have been gloriously documented in this compilation video. It’s kind of hilarious to see people not only totally miss the target (themselves), but manage
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever