Get a bad sunburn or tan is one thing, but getting it on top of your head for the entire world to see is another. And there’s a name for this terrible phenomenon. It’s known as a hat tan. In this amazing gallery, you’ll see guys with some of the worst hat tans probably in history. Though we have to wonder what hat tans were like way back in the day when more people were farmers and wore things like suspenders and top hats. We’re guessing they kind of look more dignified than the guys with hat tans in
Do you notice lately that more and more news outlets are using the term ‘Breaking News’ for everything! Seriously. Every time I put on everything from the Today Show to CNN or Fox News, there’s a breaking news alert for something that is really not breaking news or really all that important at all. It’s like they’re desperately trying to pull in viewers by having a breaking news alert constantly on their tickers. So we decided to compile the worst breaking news reports that we could find, and there are definitely a lot of them! From cats getting
In this adorable video, kids try eating cow tongue for the first time, and the results are hilarious. When the kids first see the cow tongue, they are not told what it actually is. They are asked to guess what it is, and can even poke and prod it. Then they were asked to smell it, and of course the cow tongue smelled gross. They were then given cooked samples of the cow tongue which they were asked to eat. The kids (ranging in age from 6 to around 13) all ate the cow tongue and actually really liked it!
These funny and inspirational Bill Cosby quotes will have you both laughing and thinking at the same time. As you probably know Bill Cosby has had one of the most storied and respected careers in not only stand up comedy, but in sitcoms as well (not so much movies, let’s be honest.) But the man has lived a long, long time and he has experienced both the highs and lows of life. From creating one of the most important TV sitcoms in history with The Cosby Show, which is still one of the biggest TV shows of all time, to
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
