Dose of Funny

9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures 9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures 02 May 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig George Carlin

These George Carlin quotes in pictures show us that George Carlin wasn’t just a comedian, but he was a social critic who observed all the things we were doing wrong and showed us how ridiculous we are. All the little things we take for granted and assume we turned on his head and show back at us. He wasn’t just a comedian, he was a truth teller. He had no filter or patience for bull*** and he liked to point it out any chance he got. Everything from religion to the government to morality to stuff to what dogs do

9 George Carlin Quotes in Pictures

This Homeless Prank is Awwww-some This Homeless Prank is Awwww-some 10 June 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig homeless

This homeless prank will surely brighten your day! We might be months away from the holidays, but that doesn’t mean you can’t spread a little holiday cheer early this year. That’s what two of “Santa’s Helpers” did for a homeless man recently, and it’s definitely awwwwww-inspiring. This might be called a homeless prank, but it’s really anything but. I would consider this more of a good deed that more people should try and do than a homeless prank. The fact that these two “elves” went to the trouble of bringing in a decorated Christmas tree with wrapped presents so the

This Homeless Prank is Awwww-some

Funny Pictures

No. This isn’t a joke. This hilarious HelloFlo First Moon Party video is actually a commercial for the company, and we love it. What a brilliant marketing plan! If you’re not familiar with HelloFlo, they’re a company that is a monthly delivery for women of everything they need for their period. Yes, all those tampons, pads, and other items that all your husbands out there have to pick up for us from time to time. This company delivers them right to your doorstep so you don’t have to both. This HelloFlo First Moon Party video is a great way to

Hilarious HelloFlo First Moon Party Video

Videos

Cutest Penguin Video You’ll Ever See Cutest Penguin Video You’ll Ever See 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig animals

British retailer John Lewis recently released a new Christmas commercial featuring a character called Monty the Penguin. To be honest, we’ve never heard of John Lewis before (probably because we don’t live in London, as his store his located on High Street), but after seeing his heartwarming and brilliant commercial, consider us a fan! With the help of Microsoft and Google the commercial features amazing animate that will make you a believer. In the commercial, an adorable boy named Sam has a best friend named Monty the Penguin. He does everything with the penguin, like playing soccer and reading bedtime

Cutest Penguin Video You’ll Ever See

Videos

125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes 125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes

Bear Left Bear Left 18 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Nice jump Nice jump 11 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig cats

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!! There’s a huge broccoli outside!!! 10 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!

We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L 10 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.

Two blondes walk into a building Two blondes walk into a building 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

You’d think one of them would’ve seen it

Two blondes walk into a building

You’d think one of them would’ve seen it

You can paint my porch You can paint my porch 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

State Capitals State Capitals 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

A robber and a tv A robber and a tv 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A robber and a tv

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?