If you’re a mom you know just how weird kids can be. So it’s not surprising that ALL of you would have at least one mom confession, detailing the strangest things your kids have done. To prove it, we provide Exhibit A: Confessions (given anonymously) by guests at the Pump & Dump comedy show (hosted by Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula). The mom notes show a wide array of strange and weird things their kids have done. From pooping in a pool to pooping on the carpet and everything in between, these notes show that no parent’s life
Today’s funny pictures are kind of awesome. Well, everyday’s funny pictures are kind of awesome, so I guess I say that a lot. But today’s are especially great. Between the guy who got fired for accidentally wearing his Winnie the Pooh mascot costume pants backwards to Black Sabbath getting a little naughty, it has it all. A few favorites are the Will Ferrell meme that tells the truth about how many “bless you’s” you get for each sneeze (if you sneeze five times you’re not getting another bless you, FYI), a very stupid Luke Skywalker, the Northern “jerk off” contest,
OMG. Is this real?! In this amazing video this adorable baby immediately stops whining when Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse’ comes on. It’s awesome!! The adorable little girl is squeaming and squirming and about to start whailing in her car seat when her very clever mom decided to play Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse.’ I don’t know if the mom knows that it’s this baby’s favorite song, but as soon as the song comes on the little girl gets the most excited look on her face and she starts dancing along to the song. Do all babies react this way to a
Ahh, goats. They are some of the funniest animals on the planet. Which is why we’re giving you this gallery of very funny goat gifs for your viewing pleasure. I have to admit, I had no idea goats had much personality until a few years ago. I just assumed they were these cranky animals that would eat a tin can if you let them (that has to be hard on the indigestion, right?). But thanks to the Internet, goats are the now one of the most popular animals. Especially goats that yell like men. And these funny goat gifs will
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever