Ahhh, yes. It’s that time of year agian. It’s time to reflect on the hilarious, weird, and downright crazy things that happened in 2014. So let’s get started! One of the most consistently awesome things to come around each year are news bloopers. It’s those precious moments from your favorite anchor person that are caught on camera and will make you laugh and laugh and laugh each time you see them. Which is exactly what this video is….the most awesome news bloopers of 2014 wrapped up in one neat, belated Christmas gift for you. Whether you were lucky enough to
What if a giant dog stole the show in the movie Jurassic Park instead of dinosaurs? Well, one dog owner wanted to find out, so he digitally inserted his adorable (and giant) English Bulldog into a clip from the movie Jurassic Park and hilarity definitely ensues! In the scene that used to have a dinosaur scarily roaring, there is now an adorable bulldog stealing the show. Everybody is looking on from the field below, and the one character says “We’re going to make a fortune from this place” after the bulldog gets up on his hind legs and roars just like the
This dog steals toy video went viral almost as soon as it came out, and we can see why. In the video, Charlie the dog goes over to his owner’s newborn baby in her rocker and takes a toy from her. The baby immediately starts crying when she realizes what just happened. But instead of just playing with the toy like he intended, Charlie the dog feels guilty and returns it to the baby. He then decides to bring another toy over to the little girl, and another, and another. Charlie the dog even brought a game controller over to
The George Carlin 7 words bit is one of the most famous routines in the history of comedy. Back when this came out in 1972, the media was slightly different than it is now. The censors in TV and movies had more control and they knew there were certain things that shouldn’t be said on TV. This was the ultimate f you to the establishment because this list of seven filthy words you can’t say on TV isn’t about actually saying the words on TV. He’s not trying to say them, but he’s just looking at how ridiculous it is
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
