This Eddie Murphy McDonald’s bit from his epic comedy special Raw is a classic. The story that every kid who grew up in America could relate to. When you’re young, McDonald’s is the end all be all of food. You don’t care how it’s made, or what it’s made of, you just know that it is the greatest thing in the world and when you see other kids eating McDonald’s, you want it more than anything else. But Eddie’s story is about asking his grandma is she can take him to McDonald’s but she has something much better planned, her own
It looks like this motorcyclist fought Newton’s law, and Newton’s law won! A fit of road rage overcame a motorcyclist driving down the freeway recently, and he got a big dose of karma in return. While we can’t see what happened immediately before this incident, what we do know is that the motorcyclist and the car got into some kind of issue with one another…perhaps the car cut off the motorcyclist or vice versa. Whatever happened, the motorcyclist got mad and tried to hit the SUV with his leg. That clearly didn’t work because as soon as he tried kicking
Hotel maids recently took to Reddit to reveal their craziest service stories, and we can’t believe what some of them have seen (and had to do!). From cleaning up poop, vomit, and everything else you can think of to walking in on people having sex to pretty much saving a life, these hotel maid stories are beyond crazy. Just when you thought the worst thing a hotel maid would have to cleanup is a dirty bathroom or a guest who leaves his clothes all over the room, you learn that hotel maids have to deal with A LOT of gross
This video of a bear walking upright through a neighborhood is amazingly funny and also creepy at the same time. What would you do if you actually saw a bear walking upright in front of your house? Of course you would video tape it first, but then you might stop in your tracks and COMPLETELY FREAK OUT. A lot of people are wondering if this bear walking upright is real, or maybe it’s just a human walking around in a really, really, great bear costume. We have to say that we think this bear walking upright is DEFINITELY real. We
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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