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This Panda is Adorably Excited to See Snow! Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

Cue the ‘Awwwwws!” You’ll go into cuteness overdrive when you watch the video above of a giant panda that is SO excited to play in the snow. The Toronto Zoo’s giant panda Da Mao was what you might call ‘bear-bogganing’ in his outdoor exhibit. He was so excited to see the snow that the panda just wanted to frolic in it all day long. Who can blame him?! Why the people of U.S. cities might not be as excited as this panda at all the snow they’ve been getting lately, one look at this panda and you’ll want to run

Orphan Baby Goat Is the Cutest Thing You’ll Ever See Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos ,

This orphan baby goat is without a double the cutest thing we’ve seen all week, let alone all month and year! In fact, we’re going to go out on a limb and say it might be the cutest video we’ve EVER seen. Yup. We said it! This baby goat is beyond adorable. In the video you’ll see a baby goat, Benjamin (specifically he’s a an orphaned baby pygmy goat), with his new best friend Tom Horsfield. Horsfield has been taking care of 5-week-old Benjamin (who he lovingly refers to as Benji) since his mother rejected him as a baby. “His mother gave

This Fireplace Fairy is Too Funny Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Videos

We know we shouldn’t laugh at this little girl’s misfortune when it comes to her new toy, but this fireplace fairy is just too funny not to. In this America’s Funniest Home Video (which recently won a grand prize), an adorable little girl opens up her gift, which is a brand new fairy with a pink tutu and wings that actually work. Her parents, who must have been so excited to give her the gift and see her priceless reaction, have her turn the fairy on so she can see it work. At first everything seems to be going A-OK.

The Worst Airplane Passengers Ever Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Pictures ,

  Flying is not fun anymore, mostly because of these worst airplane passengers ever. Seriously. Ever. A new Facebook page is letting users send in funny photos of the worst airplane passengers in, and they are pretty amusing. We’ve compiled a few of our favorites in the gallery above. Once you see these pictures you might never want to fly again. Once you see the photos of the worst airplane passengers ever chances are you’ll recognize each of these characters. There’s the person behind you who thinks it’s OK to put their stinky feet in the space between your chair. There’s the half-naked

Bear Left Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Nice jump Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Gifs

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You can paint my porch Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
State Capitals Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Funny Jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …