These might be the worst marriage proposals you’ve ever seen. In fact, we’re going to go ahead and say they ARE the worst marriage proposals you’ve seen. I mean, how lazy are the people who came up with these ideas, or lack thereof. Do they not realize that proposing with a pizza box is SO not romantic? Neither is proposing in a bathroom, while you’re on the toilet. And while you’re in there, neither is proposing with a shower curtain or getting down on one knee in a public bathroom. Talk about gross! What makes these the worst
Holy crap! Guardians of the Galaxy’s Chris Pratt paid a visit to radio station Shade45 to talk with DJ Whoo Kid on The Whoolywood Shuffle, and while he was there the actor totally blew everybody away with his rapping to the Dr. Dre./Eminem song “Forgot About Dre.” In the video you see Chris Pratt talking about how when he was younger he lived in a van in Hawaii smoking pot most of the day with his friend. While that sounds awesome, the story got even better when he went on to talk about how they used to sing along to Eminem and
This is what’s called a dog ball fail. Some dogs are great at catching balls. Some can catch Frisbees, tennis balls, wiffle balls, rubber balls, whatever. This dog, who’s name is Max, not so much. But you have to give it to him for trying because this dog gets a lot of air even if it did totally whiff at the ball and then land on his side (pretty hard, I might add.) The slow motion move of this tells us that (while it adds it to the hilarity of this video) the pup is just fine. His owner is
If you haven’t heard of Wasted Gifs you should change that right now because there are my favorite new gif theme memes. The premise is simple, take a gif where someone, or something (possibly a dog) has some sort of hilarious accident like falling over or crashing into something and punctuate it with the gif background going dark and red “Wasted” text which is straight out of those cheesy PSA videos they used to show you at school (Hence the name wasted gifs.) As in, Annie got wasted at the party and then killed 100 people because of drugs. (We’re
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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