We can’t decide if these crazy Japanese products are useful or just way too out there. We have to admit that there are times when we think these crazy Japanese products would come in handy, but we don’t know if we want to be seen using any of them! Or, it could be that these weird products are crazy enough to actually be cool. You be the judge and let us know! Among our favorite crazy Japanese products from this list are the banana keeper, silent karaoke machine (because really, nobody wants to hear you sing), the Dictionary desk pillow
These are by far the best crazy thrift store finds out there, though we’d be insane to think there aren’t a gazillion more amazing ones out there. On any given day you can venture into a Goodwill or Salvation Army and have your own personal comedy show just by going through their aisles of goods. That’s not to say there are only crazy thrift store finds there…you can find a TON of cool stuff if you look hard enough. But there are plenty of crazy thrift store finds to go around. And we means PLENTY. Click through this
Here is Harland Williams as the hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary. It is a dialog between Harland who play a crazy hitchhiker and Ben Stiller playing Ted. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you
Harland Williams There’s Something About Mary
This “Apparently Kid” might be the funniest human being alive. Seriously, we dare you to watch this video and tell us that you’ve seen a funnier kid in your entire life. What’s so amazing about the “Apparently Kid” is his brutal honestly and his deadpan delivery of the most adorable things we’ve ever heard a kid say. Below is a transcript of what “Apparently Kid” says in this WNEP interview at a local fair. And if you’re wondering what his name is, apparently it’s Noah Ritter and he’s from three different towns. Reporter: What did you think of the ride? “Apparently Kid”: It
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
