These funny Siri questions and answers will have you running out to buy an iPhone if you don’t have one already. Why? Because what other phone can interact with you the way Siri does? Can your blackberry tell you a joke the way Siri can? Or can your Android tell you it loves you? I don’t think so. We’re not trying to sell Apple products here, but you have to admit that when it comes to cool products, they are first in class. These hilarious Siri questions and answers have made us realize that we should be talking to Siri way
Who thought these kid toys and stores would be a good idea? We think these are the worst things made for kids EVER! Some people have a twisted mind when it comes to toys and stores made for kids. I mean, are the people who came up with these toys and stores totally clueless or are they playing a prank on all of us, especially kids? From weird pillows to inappropriate books to stores with terrible names , we have to wonder what these people were thinking. If your kids got ANY of these items for Christmas, we’re pretty sure they
What happens when you don’t like a Beyoncé song? The Beygency! Andrew Garfield hosted SNL this past weekend and was overall pretty funny. One of the best skits of the night was his portrayal of a typical suburban husband who revealed he didn’t like Beyoncé’s song, “Drunk in Love” at a dinner party. What started off as a normal night turned into a nightmare as soon as Garfield admitted that it wasn’t one of Beyoncé’s best songs. As soon as he did the lights went out and helicopters started flying around their house. Andrew Garfield was forced go on the run
Most people wouldn’t think twice about shooting at a target on a tree. Until now. This guy who’s doing a little target practice in the woods was actually a little too good because this man got a little blowback from the tree. After blowing it away, the tree fights back by actually falling on top of it’s perpetrator. I can see the headline now: man shoots tree tree fires back. If a man shoots a tree in the woods, does the man make a sound when the tree falls on him? According to this video, yes, the man does make
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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