There aren’t enough Eddie Murphy funny pictures and meme on the Internet. Eddie Murphy is one of the funniest comedians in the history of the world. Well, at least in the history of the world that we all remember. But he came up before the Internet. Could you imagine if he released Raw now? Or Coming to America came out in 2014? It would spawn more memes and funny pictures than Reddit could post. Between all these movies and quotes and epic one liners from a comedy master would play so well on the Internet. The younger crowds may only
We’ve all seen those Amazon reviews (or reviews anywhere, really) where people manage to say the most ridiculous things about something as simple as a t-shirt. This viral video shows Amazon reviews acted out, and it becomes clear just how insane the people who are writing them really sound. “Bought it for myself to impress my landlord. Worked,” said one of the Amazon reviews acted out in this video series called Slamazon, which details the reviews of a 7-kitten shirt and a ninja shirt on Amazon.com. “Bought it for my sister to cheer her up,” said one guy who bought the 7 kitten t-shirt.
You don’t fool us, cute animals of the world! These cute animals all have one thing in common: They are NOT scary. At least not yet. Sure, some of these cute animals will grow up to be vicious or at least something you wouldn’t want to be trapped with in a dark room. But for now, all they have is a whole lot of cute snuggles to give, despite their appearances. Click through this gallery of gifs and photos to see these super cute animals trying to act all rough and tough. They are pouncing, growling, sneering, and trying to
Have you ever dreamed of becoming a mermaid? Now you can go to Mermaid School. That’s right! Mermaid School! The Philippines Mermaid Swimming Academy in—you guessed it—the Philippines, will allow all your mermaid dreams to come true. It’s the first of its kind anywhere in the world and people are signing up in droves. Hoping to start a new fitness craze, founders Anamie Saenz and Normeth Preglo started the Philippines Mermaid Swimming Academy in 2012. Here’s the concept: Students in the mermaid school put on specially designed mermaid fins and have to learn how to propel themselves forward by using their
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
