Dave Chappelle is the funniest comedian alive today. I know, I know, Louis CK is the king of comedy, but Dave Chappelle had not only his stand up, but also his groundbreaking show that gives him the crown of the funniest man alive today. This clip about smoking weed is just another bit that proves it. Dave Chappelle doesn’t want to smoke weed with black people anymore. He can’t take it because, according to him, they just talk about their troubles and complain. White people on the other hand, are so ridiculous when they smoke weed that Dave will only
These pet Halloween costumes are even better than the last batch of Pet Halloween Costumes we wrote about last week! Is there anything cuter than a great pet Halloween costume? The great thing about dressing pets up in costumes vs. kids is that pets let you put pretty much anything on them while kids will scream and yell until you take it off. I was walking down the street last night and saw a group of three pugs dressed as sassy girls from the 50s, and they were friggin’ adorable! There are some really great ideas in this pet Halloween
These cats on dogs photos are too much to handle. If you grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons, you were taught that cats and dogs were mortal enemies. While Tom and Jerry was about a cat and mouse, the dog showed up in that cartoon quite a bit to take his anger out on Tom. Usually because Jerry rigged it so the dog showed up right at the moment Tom was about to finally get to Jerry. But this gallery of cats on dogs tells a totally different story. These guys are clearly friends. And not just acquaintances, these cats
Wow. Just when you thought most animals couldn’t take a bad picture, you see this gallery of the least photogenic animals ever and you kind of want to laugh. OK not kind of, you definitely want to laugh. We all get caught at the wrong moment in a photo and look like an insane person, and that’s clearly what happened to these poor animals. They were just minding their own business when a wildlife photographer came around and took what does not amount to a very attractive photo of them. If these animals had Facebook accounts, chances are
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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