Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. This clip is off his classic comedy record called That N***er’s Crazy. In this video clip, Richard Pryor talks about what Dracula would have to deal with if he was black. As well as the classic bit about how only white people are afraid of aliens and flying saucers. Black people would try to warn aliens if they ever landed or start to ask them how much gas it took to fly up into space. Also included is his fear of fighting bit from when he was in Peoria. This comedy album set
File this “Snapcat” under Reason No. 1,450,756 that I need a cat right friggin’ now!! In case you’re not familiar with what snapcat is, it’s the creation of a clearly very talented and gift girl who likes to take photos of her cat in Snapchat and then place it in very comical situations with the Snapchat tools. She likes to call her Snapchat cat masterpieces snapcat, which we think is pretty much the best name ever for this project. It also makes Snapchat somewhat tolerable considering used to seem like one of the most worthless inventions ever until snapcat came along.
This hilarious video shows a Mothers Day breakfast in bed gone (adorably) wrong. Two super cute boys attempted to bring their mom a plate of fruit and a bowl of yogurt to their mom for a wonderful Mothers Day breakfast in bed, but the older brother couldn’t stop dropping the fruit plate on the floor. Thankfully the younger boy holding the yogurt never spilled that! Carter and Cayden were so excited to bring their mom breakfast in bed for Mothers Day that the one kept dropping it on the carpet. We’re hoping Carter and Cayden’s mom was awake so she got to enjoy the
Is there anything better than a funny pun? And by funny we mean so awful that they make you laugh just because puns are so bad. But some funny puns are just downright fantastic, like this collection we put together for your viewing pleasure. When you’re done scrolling through those funny puns, check out a few other classics we just had to share. -Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. -I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. -I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
