The owners of these houses REALLY don’t want you to ring their doorbells this Halloween, as they’ve made perfectly clear in the funny notes that are direct and somewhat scary. These funny notes show that some people just don’t want to be disturbed, mostly because they have a kid that is sleeping and/or crazy dogs that they obviously don’t want barking up a storm. While we can understand the point of these funny notes, we’re always surprised at just how direct some people can be when it comes to their doorbells. I wouldn’t want to be a trick-or-treater who thinks it’s funny
Funny bumper stickers seem to be a bit of a rare thing these days, and we’re not sure why. When we were growing up we used to love having funny bumper stickers adorn our car and we used to love reading them on other people’s cars even more. What happened to those days? Whatever it is, we don’t like it and we want to bring back the funny bumper sticker! While we wait for the day that funny bumper stickers are again a dime a dozen, we’ll settle for a gallery of the best funny bumper stickers EVER. You got
You know that saying, “That’s what friends are for?” Well, one guy recently did the ultimate deed for his best friend…whether he liked it or not. We would have paid good money to see the expression on the cheating ex’s face when she got these Facebook messages. We bet it was priceless. Click here for more Amazing Texts from Exes.
If you haven’t started thinking about a Halloween costume yet, now is the time to get on it! And if you’re looking for a funny or clever idea, you can’t beat one of these movie halloween costumes. There are some classic movie Halloween costumes in this gallery. And while some of the movies might be old (hello ‘Office Space’ and ‘The Hangover’), they are still funny and would still probably win you that contest from your local bar. A few of the best movie halloween costumes in this gallery would have to be Ghostbusters, Wayne’s World, Spaceballs (I used
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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