Few things are funnier than when celebrities read mean tweets about themselves. Jimmy Kimmel has found a gold mine of funny with his recurring series of very famous celebrities reading very mean tweets about themselves. And what makes this actually funny is that these tweets are actually mean. Like, no holding back mean. I’m surprised that some of these celebs would even read these on live television. Here are some of the best examples of when celebrities read mean tweets about themselves: Julia Roberts: There are people who think Julia Roberts is hot! Her gigantic mouth looks like it will devour
Funny texts from mom is one of the best viral photo trends on the Internet today. Why? Because we can ALL relate to them, whether you’re the one sending or receiving the texts. Funny texts from mom can range from downright weird to awkward and everything in between. How many times has poor mom been the victim of autocorrect fails? Or how many times has she totally outsmarted you and played a trick via text message that caught you in the act redhanded? And if you’re that smart and clever mom sending these funny texts, well…kudos to you! There
Not sure how to talk to girls? Well, let this handy dandy chart help you in the fine art of speaking to the fairer sex. We’re not being sexist here, (because we could show you a chart that also shows you how to talk to men, but it might be a little simpler) but there are ways of speaking to people that just steer the conversation in a much more, how do we say this, positive direction. As you can see in this how to talk to girls chart you can see that the first thing you say to someone
The 4th of July is almost upon us, which means fireworks fails are surely around the corner as well. Year after year around the 4th of July we see people trying to set-off their own fireworks and failing miserably. It’s scary because it’s so easy for people to get hurt, but as soon as you figure out everybody is OK, then a 4th of July fireworks fail compilation suddenly becomes the funniest thing in the entire world. They literally (and figuratively) light up our lives*. In these three videos you’ll see compilations of some of the best 4th of
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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