The slogan “Louis CK destroys heckler” should be on your mind if you ever are stupid enough to try and mess with Louis CK when he’s onstage doing his show (or any time, really.) In this clip, Louis CK destroys heckler while onstage doing his act when he gets annoyed by a table full of people who won’t stop talking. He asks them somewhat nicely to please stop talking because they are messing up his timing because he can hear them very loudly. And instead of being a civilized group of people and realizing that they are being jerks who
The 4th of July is almost upon us, which means fireworks fails are surely around the corner as well. Year after year around the 4th of July we see people trying to set-off their own fireworks and failing miserably. It’s scary because it’s so easy for people to get hurt, but as soon as you figure out everybody is OK, then a 4th of July fireworks fail compilation suddenly becomes the funniest thing in the entire world. They literally (and figuratively) light up our lives*. In these three videos you’ll see compilations of some of the best 4th of
We can’t tell if these are the best or worst tramp stamp tattoos EVER. We’re gonna go with the latter. For those of you who are not familiar with what a tramp stamp is, it’s a tattoo that is on a woman’s lower back right above a woman’s butt crack. At some point in time this trend caught on, and now a large percentage of women have what’s called a tramp stamp…which is pretty much not the name of a tattoo you’d want on your body. But, they’re popular…and they’re also popular among people who apparently don’t think
This gallery of hilarious photos show you what happens when you see signs it’s too how outside. With drought across most of the country and temperatures hitting the triple digits already this year (didn’t we just get done dealing with a bunch of blizzards a week or so ago? What happened to spring?) I’m afraid we have a lot of these photos to look forward to as we hit the dog days of summer. And then the dog days of fall, since there only seems to be summer and winter now. I’m not sure if we’ll ever get a fall or
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever