Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
There are dozens of classic scenes from The Wedding Singer; however the best one is where Adam Sandler is talking to his soon to be ex girlfriend and the kid comes up and says “Hey Linda, You’re a Bitch!”. Petey: Hey Linda, you’re a bitch! Robbie: Thanks Petey, go back into the house. He might have Tourette Syndrome. We’re looking into it.
Most Back to School commercials are OK (especially those Target ones. Those are actually good!). But this Back to School commercial from East Hills mall is EPICLY bad. And we mean EPIC. It’s almost like they intended for this back to school commercial to be bad, in which case the director and East Hills mall is brilliant because the video has already gone viral and amassed over 1 million views on YouTube. But something tells us that it’s not supposed to be like this. What is up with that super lame and terrible beatboxing in the background? Or what about
If you’re a fan of comedy, this video of Louis CK Jerry Seinfeld Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais talking the ins and outs of comedy is a super interesting peek inside the mind, business and art of what it’s like to be a comedian. These three men come from very different corners of the comedy world, yet they are titans of each of their respective corners. These guys are arguably the most important comedians of this time. Jerry Seinfeld created the biggest sitcom of all time. Chris Rock is one of the most important comedians ever. Louis CK has changed
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
a golden retriever
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”