Upon hearing the sad news that Robin Williams had passed away, sports anchor Zach Klein paid tribute to the late star on his Monday night broadcast on WSB-TV in Atlanta. While viewers might not have picked up on it at first, Zach Klein started the broadcast off with the following lines: “For those of you who suffer from insomnia, Saturday’s Braves game was perfect for you as it ended at 2:29 in the morning. Tonight against the Dodgers a little more friendly for the timekeeper as this one ended a little after 10.” If you recall, Timekeeper and Insomnia are both
File this under “Oh, SNAP!” A husband recently took to Google + to post an amazing hotel review for a hotel that his wife allegedly used for an affair with her boss. According to Huffington Post, the husband posted the following hotel review after he discovered a charge from the hotel, which also listed both of the guests names. And, spoiler alert, his name wasn’t on there. The awesome text to the full hotel review is below: “Wife and her boss enjoyed their room together so much that she stayed in bed with him until almost checkout. “They were well rested
Watching this hamster eat is one of the great joys in life. In a preview for BBC One’s Wild at Heart, we get to watch an incredible video of how a hamster eats. It’s really insane and totally worth the view. What’s so crazy about watching this hamster is that you learn just how much food they can eat. An x-ray shows that the food they ingest can stretch all the way back to their hips. After the hamster is totally full he then typically carries his favorite treat back home with him. Once there, he then starts the disgorging
If you’re not familiar with these Keanu Reeves memes, you’ve been missing out. It all started a few years ago when a photo of Keanu Reeves from the most amazing movie ever (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure) went viral. The Keanu Reeves photo went viral because he has the most amazing expression ever in it. A sort of “what the hell is going on oh my god what is that smell I think there is something really serious but not too serious about to happen.” You know that look. Anyway, as Keanu Reeves likes to say, this photo went viral
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
