If you’re Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Skrillex or any of the other thousands of celebrities who use Twitter every single day to not only promote their upcoming movies, music, TV show or God knows what, you have to be careful. The thing about celebrities is that they have more followers than you. So when they make an idiotic tweet that makes them look like a real moron, or if they just make a totally understandable typo, it’s going to get blown up bigger than anything a non-celebrity. And even if they delete it immediately, someone, somewhere has taken a screengrab
Adam Sandler Mr Deeds favorite clip. Here are Dose of Funny we love Adam Sandler, but more than Adam Sandler we love his movies. In Adam Sandler Mr Deeds, my favorite scene is where Conchata Ferrell says to Winona Ryder “I’m sorry, all I heard was blah blah I’m a dirty tramp”. Here is the sequence: Babe: You must be Jan. My name is… Jan: I know who you are. Wham-Bam Dawson, a.k.a. Little Miss Slut-slut. Babe: Okay, I deserved that… Jan: Do you have any idea how much you hurt him? You’re not getting anywhere near that boy. Babe: I have
Um. These weird and funny signs have us a bit confused. We’re not really sure if we should laugh, gasp, look away in horror, or pretend we never saw these weird and funny signs in the first place! These weird and funny signs were compiled from all around the world, which proves it’s not just the United States that has some explaining to do. What is up with some of these?! Click through this gallery of weird and funny signs and see if you can figure out what the hell some of them mean, or why they had to
Man. This cliff slip n slide looks like fun in theory, but as soon as I got up there I’m sure I would pretty much crap my pants! These kids have way more guts than I do. I just couldn’t see myself doing a cliff slip n slide unless someone managed to pad the cliff AND water with puffy clouds, or at least a soft mattress. I mean, what if someone broke their neck? Even though this cliff slip n slide video is terrifying, it also looks pretty cool. There are some nice moves from these kids as they slide
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
a golden retriever