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The Divorce Trick: An old man calls up his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her,” and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another
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Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.-Sam Levenson Funny Quote
Sam Levenson Funny Quote
Whenever you watch a movie meant to be shown on the big screen but edited for regular TV, there will always be movies lines edited out for younger audiences. Whether it’s changing bullshit to bullcrap or ass to ants, movie editors will try to be as clever as possible when it comes to choosing a more appropriate movie line. But when you have a movie like Scarface or The Big Lebowski or Basic Instinct or Pulp Fiction, chances are you’ll have to do A LOT of editing to clean up the movie lines enough to put it on television. After awhile it
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This video of a truck driver who gets pulled over by a cop he claims was speeding gets really interesting halfway through. Here’s what happened: The truck driver gets pulled over by the cop who claims he used his horn improperly. The truck driver claimed he was using his horn beacause the police driver was allegedly driving faster than him on wet roads and on a cell phone. When the driver tells the cop this, the cop then allegedly says he wasn’t aware that he was speeding and that police officers are allowed to use technology (aka his cell phone) his
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the front seat? A: Put him in the back seat.