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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.- Miles Kington Funny Quote
Miles Kington Funny Quote
In this insane video, a plane almost lands on a sunbather in Germany, leaving us all to wonder not only why there is an airplane landing strip so close to a public beach, but why someone would choose to lay out directly in front of it. The pilot, who said it “wasn’t one of my greatest achievements in the cockpit,” managed to not land on the sunbather, who looked to be only inches away from getting flattened like a pancake by the wheels of the small airplane. The plane was literally RIGHT ON TOP OF THE SUNBATHER. We still can’t
Plane Almost Hits Sunbather on Beach
A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice, “Hi. I’m so glad you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I’m so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye.” She hangs up and the man asks, “Who was that?” “Oh,” she replies, “that was my husband telling me about the great time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”
Funny Joke: The Affair
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.-Sam Levenson Funny Quote
Sam Levenson Funny Quote
You don’t have to be a genius to figure out that these kids are brothers. They don’t really look very similar, but they definitely act the same way, especially when it comes to not being able to stay upright or sit in chair or maneuver one step. Who doesn’t like funny videos of kids falling down? And don’t worry, both of these little guys are just fine after taking their tumbles. Sure, there were a few tears but really that just builds characters for these little guys. And with this video, I’m sure these guys will have to live with
Funny Video of Brothers Who Can’t Stay Upright