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The Divorce Trick: An old man calls up his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her,” and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another
Funny Joke: The Divorce Trick
In this insane video, a plane almost lands on a sunbather in Germany, leaving us all to wonder not only why there is an airplane landing strip so close to a public beach, but why someone would choose to lay out directly in front of it. The pilot, who said it “wasn’t one of my greatest achievements in the cockpit,” managed to not land on the sunbather, who looked to be only inches away from getting flattened like a pancake by the wheels of the small airplane. The plane was literally RIGHT ON TOP OF THE SUNBATHER. We still can’t
Plane Almost Hits Sunbather on Beach
Funny: Accountants on a Train Joke Three lawyers and three accountants stood in line to buy tickets for a train ride to the city. The three accountants bought only one ticket between them, while the three lawyers bought one ticket each. After the men got on the train, one of the lawyers asked one of the accountants, “Why did you only buy one ticket when there’s three of you?” The accountant answered, “We are accountants, and very frugal with our money. Watch and learn.” As the train’s conductor made his way through the car, all the accountants got up and
Funny Jokes: Accountants on a Train
A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice, “Hi. I’m so glad you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I’m so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye.” She hangs up and the man asks, “Who was that?” “Oh,” she replies, “that was my husband telling me about the great time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”
Funny Joke: The Affair
Most people wouldn’t think twice about shooting at a target on a tree. Until now. This guy who’s doing a little target practice in the woods was actually a little too good because this man got a little blowback from the tree. After blowing it away, the tree fights back by actually falling on top of it’s perpetrator. I can see the headline now: man shoots tree tree fires back. If a man shoots a tree in the woods, does the man make a sound when the tree falls on him? According to this video, yes, the man does make
Man Shoots Tree, Tree Fires Back