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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.-George Jessel
George Jessel Funny Quote
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.- Steve Martin Funny Quote
Steve Martin Funny Quote
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.- Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck Funny Quote
Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.-Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein Funny Quote
Funny Clean Joke: An actor had been out of work for fifteen years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play. All he had to say was “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! After much worry the actor decided to take the role. Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! The time for the entrance finally came and as the actor