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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.- Steve Martin Funny Quote
Steve Martin Funny Quote
Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the front seat? A: Put him in the back seat.
Short Joke: Back Seat Barker
UCB comedy teacher/performer and BuzzFeed writer Ari Voukydis appeared on Jeopardy the other day and gave what might be the best jeopardy answer EVER. When Ari Voukydis was in Final Jeopardy, the clue given to him and the other contestants was: “In 1891, this European said, ‘Perhaps my factories will put an end to war sooner than your congresses.’” Clearly Ari Voukydis didn’t know the correct Jeopardy answer, so instead of making a guess he knew he would be pulling out of the dark, he gave the best answer ever. Ari Voukydis wrote the following as his response: “Who is this handsome gentleman?”
The Best Jeopardy Answer EVER
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.- Miles Kington Funny Quote
Miles Kington Funny Quote
You don’t have to be a genius to figure out that these kids are brothers. They don’t really look very similar, but they definitely act the same way, especially when it comes to not being able to stay upright or sit in chair or maneuver one step. Who doesn’t like funny videos of kids falling down? And don’t worry, both of these little guys are just fine after taking their tumbles. Sure, there were a few tears but really that just builds characters for these little guys. And with this video, I’m sure these guys will have to live with
Funny Video of Brothers Who Can’t Stay Upright