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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Cats and Dogs

Stella the dog has a hilarious move that everybody in the move should see. And considering the video has gone viral since her owners posted it, that might just happen. Stella the dog loves to fetch, run, and play, but as soon as she gets tired and wants to stop, she simply flops down on her stomach with her back legs out. It’s an amazing move that honestly we wish we could do without injuring ourselves. Watch the video to see Stella the dog run out from behind the house and go after a tennis ball. As soon she decides

In this insane video, a plane almost lands on a sunbather in Germany, leaving us all to wonder not only why there is an airplane landing strip so close to a public beach, but why someone would choose to lay out directly in front of it. The pilot, who said it “wasn’t one of my greatest achievements in the cockpit,” managed to not land on the sunbather, who looked to be only inches away from getting flattened like a pancake by the wheels of the small airplane. The plane was literally RIGHT ON TOP OF THE SUNBATHER. We still can’t

Funny Clean Joke: An actor had been out of work for fifteen years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play. All he had to say was “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! After much worry the actor decided to take  the role. Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! The time for the entrance finally came and as the actor