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Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.-Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein Funny Quote
Funny Clean Joke: An actor had been out of work for fifteen years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play. All he had to say was “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! After much worry the actor decided to take the role. Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! The time for the entrance finally came and as the actor
Clean Joke: Remember Your Lines
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.- Steve Martin Funny Quote
Steve Martin Funny Quote
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.- Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck Funny Quote
Stella the dog has a hilarious move that everybody in the move should see. And considering the video has gone viral since her owners posted it, that might just happen. Stella the dog loves to fetch, run, and play, but as soon as she gets tired and wants to stop, she simply flops down on her stomach with her back legs out. It’s an amazing move that honestly we wish we could do without injuring ourselves. Watch the video to see Stella the dog run out from behind the house and go after a tennis ball. As soon she decides
This Dog Has a Hilarious Move
