Most Viewed Jokes
According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? That means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.-Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quote
Can you find the guilty dog in this video. Here’s a hint: he’s not hard to find because he is totally giving away his guilt with the sheepish look on his face and the fact that when asked who made the mess, the other two dogs totally rat him out by looking straight at him, almost as if to say “Uhh, he did it, Mom.” Not only is this dog being super bad at being casual when asked who made the mess, his body language gives it away. But his face also totally gives it away. It’s like he’s trying
Guilty Dog Totally Gives Away His Guilt
If you haven’t seen the classic Bill Cosby Stand Up Himself special, then you should clear your schedule, put your feet up and watch this classic comedy show immediately. Every kid I knew growing up had this either on record (yes, an album) or a cassette tape (yes, a cassette tape.) I used to wear this out and laugh til I cried as he went over classic bits like drunk people walking and talking, going to the dentist and of course the classic chocolate cake bit. One of my favorite as a kid was trying to learn the voice that
Bill Cosby Stand Up – Himself
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.- Bob Monkhouse Funny Quote
Bob Monkhouse Funny Quote
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.-Rodney Dangerfield Click here for more funny quotes