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According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? That means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.-Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quote
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Grandmas smoking pot might be the best thing to come from the Internet in the past decade. In fact, we’re starting a petition for more people to film grandmas smoking pot. Why? Because you can get gems such as these: “I don’t feel as high to me as they look to me.” “You need more. Oh, you need more.” “Put your whole face over that.” “I can feel some tingle in my brain” “I feel like I’m smiling” “I didn’t know you could use all your hands” “I thought it was a dildo” “My muscles seem not as tight” “I
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.-Rodney Dangerfield Click here for more funny quotes
Rodney Dangerfield Funny Quote
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.-Caroline Rhea