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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.-Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner Funny Quote
Funny Joke: How Politics Works A small boy asks his Dad, “Daddy, what is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the People. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.” So the little boy goes off to
Funny Joke: How Politics Works
In case you weren’t aware of it, New York Fashion Week recently came to a close. And to honor that the Jimmy Kimmel Live crew once again went to Lincoln Center to catch up with these so-called fashionistas who were in attendance. While there are a lot of legitimate fashion big whigs at New York Fashion week like Vogue’s Anna Wintour and other people we’ve seen before but don’t now their names, their are apparently a lot of fashion people who have no idea what they’re talking about. In this “Man on the Street” style video, a reporter goes to
Fashion People Know Nothing About Fashion
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?” The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.” ”What about the green one?” the man asks. The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.” ”What
Funny Joke: The Boss
If you haven’t seen the classic Bill Cosby Stand Up Himself special, then you should clear your schedule, put your feet up and watch this classic comedy show immediately. Every kid I knew growing up had this either on record (yes, an album) or a cassette tape (yes, a cassette tape.) I used to wear this out and laugh til I cried as he went over classic bits like drunk people walking and talking, going to the dentist and of course the classic chocolate cake bit. One of my favorite as a kid was trying to learn the voice that
Bill Cosby Stand Up – Himself