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My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.-Wendy Liebman Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
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Doug Benson Films Reviewed in 8 Words is part of the VH1 series Best Week Ever. Here Doug seeks to review Matthew McConaughey films in 8 words or less.
Doug Benson Films Reviewed in 8 Words
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
In this adorable video watch at this super duper cute french bulldog jumps into his owners arms after lots and lots of hesitation and deep thought! Could this French bulldog be any cuter?! He’s a puppy which means he automatically tops the cuteness scale, but as far as French bulldogs are concerned he’s pretty up there. His name is Rocky in case you’re wondering, and we really wish that we could kidnap rocky and bring him home with us (just joking. I swear). Rocky the French bulldog also appears to have a French(?) owner, which is also ironically cute but
This French Bulldog is ADORABLE