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This is a video of the luckiest unluckiest man who has ever lived on earth. And while we can’t completely 100% prove that, it’s going to be really hard to beat the life story of Frane Selak, an elderly music teacher from Croatia. He has truly earned the moniker of the world’s luckiest unluckiest man. Not only was he on a train accident, Frane was the only survivor which he suffered only a broken arm he swam to shore. Then, years later, he was on a plane that lost both engines and cabin pressure and began to fall to the

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.-Elayne Boosler Funny Quote

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.-Harry S. Truman

I have a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m sexy.” Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself. Check out more funny jokes!