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This video of a bear walking upright through a neighborhood is amazingly funny and also creepy at the same time. What would you do if you actually saw a bear walking upright in front of your house? Of course you would video tape it first, but then you might stop in your tracks and COMPLETELY FREAK OUT. A lot of people are wondering if this bear walking upright is real, or maybe it’s just a human walking around in a really, really, great bear costume. We have to say that we think this bear walking upright is DEFINITELY real. We

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.- Socrates Funny Quote

Man. This cliff slip n slide looks like fun in theory, but as soon as I got up there I’m sure I would pretty much crap my pants! These kids have way more guts than I do. I just couldn’t see myself doing a cliff slip n slide unless someone managed to pad the cliff AND water with puffy clouds, or at least a soft mattress. I mean, what if someone broke their neck? Even though this cliff slip n slide video is terrifying, it also looks pretty cool. There are some nice moves from these kids as they slide