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A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

We’re pretty sure this guy is Russian. We’re also pretty sure this guy is drunk. But we’re definitely sure this drunk Russian guy is not very good at casually hopping down off of a bed. Is he an old man in a dorm? Is this a jail? We have a lot more questions than answers when it comes to this video, but I’m not going to lie: I never get tired of funny videos of people falling down. There’s something about a really good fall that touches something primal in all of us (as long as everyone’s OK, of course.)

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.-Rod Stewart Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes