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I have a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m sexy.” Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself. Check out more funny jokes!

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.-Harry S. Truman

This is a video of the luckiest unluckiest man who has ever lived on earth. And while we can’t completely 100% prove that, it’s going to be really hard to beat the life story of Frane Selak, an elderly music teacher from Croatia. He has truly earned the moniker of the world’s luckiest unluckiest man. Not only was he on a train accident, Frane was the only survivor which he suffered only a broken arm he swam to shore. Then, years later, he was on a plane that lost both engines and cabin pressure and began to fall to the

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.