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This funny Louis CK video on being white is why he is the current reigning king of comedy. The essence of Louis CK’s comedy is his truth. And while race and race relations are a touchy subject in society, Louis has a way of talking about it that completely disarms the audience, while satirizing the societal issues surrounding the horrible things that happen to minorities not only in America but around the world. Louis’ main point in this bit about being white is that it is a great thing to be white. Not that white people are better, but it’s

Here is Harland Williams Late Night with David Letterman performing his 2006 vintage stand-up. Couple notables: Pumpkins are the the only living organisms with triangle eyes? For all of you that can’t afford laser eye surgery, do like I did and wait for an old rerun of StarTrek and wait for that scene where the enterprise starts shooting laser beams and press your face up against the TV.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?

Few things are funnier than when celebrities read mean tweets about themselves. Jimmy Kimmel has found a gold mine of funny with his recurring series of very famous celebrities reading very mean tweets about themselves. And what makes this actually funny is that these tweets are actually mean. Like, no holding back mean. I’m surprised that some of these celebs would even read these on live television. Here are some of the best examples of when celebrities read mean tweets about themselves: Julia Roberts: There are people who think Julia Roberts is hot! Her gigantic mouth looks like it will devour