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Here is Harland Williams Late Night with David Letterman performing his 2006 vintage stand-up. Couple notables: Pumpkins are the the only living organisms with triangle eyes? For all of you that can’t afford laser eye surgery, do like I did and wait for an old rerun of StarTrek and wait for that scene where the enterprise starts shooting laser beams and press your face up against the TV.
Harland Williams Late Night with David Letterman
We know we shouldn’t laugh at this little girl’s misfortune when it comes to her new toy, but this fireplace fairy is just too funny not to. In this America’s Funniest Home Video (which recently won a grand prize), an adorable little girl opens up her gift, which is a brand new fairy with a pink tutu and wings that actually work. Her parents, who must have been so excited to give her the gift and see her priceless reaction, have her turn the fairy on so she can see it work. At first everything seems to be going A-OK.
This Fireplace Fairy is Too Funny
If you’ve ever played the totally addicting Candy Crush Saga app you know how maddening it can be. Not only do you have to attempt to get to different levels by matching similarly-colored candies in addition to matching “special”candies, but once you do you have to then do a quest area level where you have to complete levels of varying difficulties. Once you do you then have to wait 24 hours to get another quest. If you can believe it, over 150 billion games of Candy Crush have been played since the app was released in 2012. That means over 500 million
What Really Happens When You Play Candy Crush Saga
We found him, the worst Wheel of Fortune contestant ever. Julian from Indiana University is easily the worst Wheel of Fortune contestant in the history of Wheel of Fortune. This isn’t Jeopardy!, remember. This is the easier game show. But not for Julian. His inability to pronounce Achilles cost him, wait for it, $1 million. Yes, a million dollars. Because he couldn’t pronounce the tendon at the back of his heel (or the mythological hero.) And it wasn’t because he couldn’t figure out the puzzle. Every square was turned around. He just had to read it. And then he failed.
Julian is the Worst Wheel of Fortune Contestant Ever
This muppets cover of So What’cha Want might be the best video you’ll see all week. In this video by director Mylo the Cat, he successfully finds footage of muppets Swedish Chef, Animal, and Beeker originally singing “Danny Boy” and instead makes it look like they are performing to the Beastie Boys’ So What’cha Want. The muppets cover of So What’cha Want is one of the best muppets covers we’ve seen. The muppets have been known to cover other popular 90’s songs such as Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit and Kermit the Frog once did a cover of LCD Soundsystem’s
Muppets Cover So What’cha Want by Beastie Boys