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This funny Rodney Dangerfield I Cant Take It No More video clip is an instant classic. Rodney Dangerfield is in classic form, and his jokes about his marriage as well as the way he looks are hilarious. One of the best lines from the Rodney Dangerfield I Cant Take It No More routine when he describes the first time he talked to his future on the phone. “She said come on over there’s nobody home. So, I went over and she was right…nobody was home.” Other hilarious lines lines include: “My wife is attached to a machine that keeps her alive…it’s called the refrigerator,” and “I
Funny Rodney Dangerfield I Cant Take It No More Video Clip
We’ve ALL been there before. Whether you’re throwing a party or just leaving a friend’s party, you and your partner are bound to start talking some you know what about the other people at the party. “Oh my god did you see what Julie was wearing?!” “Were you flirting with her? You were totally flirting with her.” “Can you believe they made THAT for dinner?” “Do you think we left the party too early?” No matter how much we like/love the people at the party, there is always some shade being thrown after the fact. And that doesn’t mean you
Things Couples Talk About After a Party
We know we shouldn’t laugh at this little girl’s misfortune when it comes to her new toy, but this fireplace fairy is just too funny not to. In this America’s Funniest Home Video (which recently won a grand prize), an adorable little girl opens up her gift, which is a brand new fairy with a pink tutu and wings that actually work. Her parents, who must have been so excited to give her the gift and see her priceless reaction, have her turn the fairy on so she can see it work. At first everything seems to be going A-OK.
This Fireplace Fairy is Too Funny
If you’ve ever played the totally addicting Candy Crush Saga app you know how maddening it can be. Not only do you have to attempt to get to different levels by matching similarly-colored candies in addition to matching “special”candies, but once you do you have to then do a quest area level where you have to complete levels of varying difficulties. Once you do you then have to wait 24 hours to get another quest. If you can believe it, over 150 billion games of Candy Crush have been played since the app was released in 2012. That means over 500 million
What Really Happens When You Play Candy Crush Saga
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?