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It’s not often you get to see a comedy superstar before they’re huge, but this video clip of Eddie Murphy doing his first appearance on the Johnny Carson show does just that. What’s really interesting about this video clip is that it’s a rare scene where early Eddie Murphy has to work totally clean. Juxtaposed to his earlier work in Raw and Delirious, where he works very blue and uses every curse word under the son, this is young Eddie doing his comedy routine on national television where he could use no four letter words. Instead of talking about cave
Eddie Murphy’s First Appearance on Johnny Carson
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
It looks like this motorcyclist fought Newton’s law, and Newton’s law won! A fit of road rage overcame a motorcyclist driving down the freeway recently, and he got a big dose of karma in return. While we can’t see what happened immediately before this incident, what we do know is that the motorcyclist and the car got into some kind of issue with one another…perhaps the car cut off the motorcyclist or vice versa. Whatever happened, the motorcyclist got mad and tried to hit the SUV with his leg. That clearly didn’t work because as soon as he tried kicking
Road Rage Motorcyclist Gets Instant Karma
Is this Lyrebird for real?! We can’t tell if this Lyrebird really does make all of these insane noises or if someone graciously added in some Star Wars-quality sound effects, but this bird is really awesome. Watch the video and listen to the amazing laser-like sounds this Lyrebird makes in the wild. It sounds like an amazing mix between Star Wars (as mentioned above), Saturday Night Live’s Laser Cats, the arcade you used to spend hours in when you were younger, or for you younger generations the noises coming from your bedroom as you play your Playstation or XBox. But
Lyrebird Makes the Most Awesome Sounds Ever