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Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke He goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer which she begins to pour, while he’s waiting he notices their small food menu to the side: Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In disbelief he looks up at the barmaid who is absolutely gorgeous and asks “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?”, “Yep” she replies with a smile. He checks his wallet for the $5 and says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich.” Check out more funny jokes here!

Winston Churchill had a lot of important quotes that still ring true today, but this Churchill quote about the arts is especially relevant.

Funny Taxman Joke: At the end of the tax year, The Taxation Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?” “Good question,” noted the executive. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.” “Oh,” replied

This is the best scene of Happy Gilmore.  Adam Sandler and Bob Barker in the fight scene.  It has the Guile’s theme music from Street Fighter followed by Bobby’s quote, “now you’ve had enough bitch”.