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Funny: $5 Cheese Sandwich Joke He goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer which she begins to pour, while he’s waiting he notices their small food menu to the side: Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In disbelief he looks up at the barmaid who is absolutely gorgeous and asks “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?”, “Yep” she replies with a smile. He checks his wallet for the $5 and says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich.” Check out more funny jokes here!

The George Carlin Stuff bit is one of those classic, well-known comedy bits that everyone should know. It’s in the comedy canon. George Carlin was a hero to many, many comedians (most notably Louis CK) and you can see why. The George Carlin Stuff bit is one of those truth telling routines that takes something that is so prevalent in society (materialism) and turns it around to show you how ridiculous we all are. We put so much importance into the things we own, we let it define who we are. We think people with more stuff are more successful

This classic 1980s video of Ralph Giese clearly demonstrates that he is the best whistler in the world (or at least in the 80s). In case you’ve never seen or heard of him before, Ralph Giese (also known as the “Mullet Whisler” thanks to his famous 80s haircut) made the rounds onThe Tonight Show (where this video was taken) and other talk shows to demonstrate his talent for whistling. Ever wondered just HOW someone could learn how to do that? Ralph Giese performs what is known as “throat whistling,” which allows him to reach all those crazy notes and melodies. It

This is the best scene of Happy Gilmore.  Adam Sandler and Bob Barker in the fight scene.  It has the Guile’s theme music from Street Fighter followed by Bobby’s quote, “now you’ve had enough bitch”.