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The best way to become everyone’s best friend or the greatest guy at any party is to have a handful of hilarious and funny one liner jokes at the ready. Not only will they always give you something to talk about when there’s a lull in the conversation, but you will also be able to impress the ladies. This video of the 15 best one liners should be memorized so you can pull one out at the right time. Now, the art to telling a joke is very dicey. It’s not a science, you have to feel when it’s right.
15 Very Funny One Liner Jokes
Look closely and you will see that there are 1 star Amazon reviews on movie posters here. This is why the Internet is awesome. Some genius put a bunch of 1 star Amazon reviews on movie posters. Why? Because it’s awesome that’s why. Everything from Alien and Trainspotting to classics movies like 2001 and Scent of a Woman. I swear more people would read movie posters if they knew something like this was going to be on them. Even if they were like an Easter egg or something at the bottom of the fine print. Because it’s hilarious. But I
These 1 Star Amazon Reviews on Movie Posters are Amazing
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
When you have kids, your life totally changes. Saturday and Sunday mornings spent lazing around with the newspaper and a coffee are long gone. Those Saturday nights spent going to dinner and a bar are replaced with pizza and sleepovers and kids yelling about having to go to sleep. Not that kids aren’t awesome, but the point is nothing will ever be the same. To prove our points, take a look at the infographic below that illustrates what a Saturday is like for people with kids vs. without.
What Saturdays Are Like With Kids vs. Without
The Funny Bad Luck Driver Joke: A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” His wife says, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.” The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen