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This Eddie Murphy Michael Jackson scene kicks off Raw, his epically hilarious stand up special from 1987. This was back when Eddie Murphy ruled the comedy landscape. There was no one nearly as funny as he was since Richard Pryor, and arguably no one since has been anywhere close to as funny. From his movies of this era and his stand up specials (both Raw and Delirious) Eddie Murphy put together a body of work that is almost untouchable. This video clip of the beginning of his special Raw kicks off with a hilarious skit and then goes right into
Eddie Murphy Michael Jackson Scene from Raw
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
The Funny Bad Luck Driver Joke: A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” His wife says, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.” The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen
Bad Luck Driver Joke
The best way to become everyone’s best friend or the greatest guy at any party is to have a handful of hilarious and funny one liner jokes at the ready. Not only will they always give you something to talk about when there’s a lull in the conversation, but you will also be able to impress the ladies. This video of the 15 best one liners should be memorized so you can pull one out at the right time. Now, the art to telling a joke is very dicey. It’s not a science, you have to feel when it’s right.
15 Very Funny One Liner Jokes
Funny Redneck Vasectomy Joke: Two country boys, Leroy and Bubba, both have 6 children. One night they are sitting at the bar, talking about their kids. “Leroy”, Bubba says, ” I’ve been considering getting a vasectomy, on account of all the kids I have.” “Well Bubba, I’ve been considering getting one too, I’ll go to the doctor and ask about it if you go with me.” Leroy responds. They decide to go to the doctor the next day and hear about the procedure. The next day, they go to the doctor. He explains the procedure, and gives them a price