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Here is classic Bobcat Goldthwait with his memorable line Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries? from Police Academy 3.
Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries
There is no one besides Bobcat that could pull of the role of Carl Hefler in the 1987 movie Burlar. Here are a few of our favorite Bobcat Goldthwait burglar lines: “Kay-no-bee… K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars?” “Your Caucasian Mr Hefler”…….”OH GREAT THROW THAT IN MY FACE TO!!!” “Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you’re my idea of a dream come true – takin’ shit from a dildo with ears?” “Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin’ package and you decide to blow me shit?” “You know when I was like five I said, Dad Dad!
Bobcat Goldthwait Burglar Funniest Scenes
Who knew that french bulldog tricks could be taught to a puppy as young as 12-weeks old? Well, that’s exactly what happened when one owner (who is clearly experienced in training puppies) decided to teach her new french bulldog tricks. In this adorable video above you can see Misa Minnies new little bro Brody Brixton (who just turned 12 weeks old) do tricks such as crawling, ringing a bell, shaking, and other adorable french bulldog tricks. Brody Brixton is being home-trained in California and his owner hopes that he becomes a therapy dog just like his sister Misa Minnie. Watch
French Bulldog Tricks Are Adorable
Adam Sandler Chanukah Song is cowritten by Adam and Saturday Night Live writers Lewis Morton and Ian Maxtone-Graham. The song was originally performed by Adam on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update on December 3, 1994. Adam subsequently performed the song as part of his stand-up act, later updating it with new lyrics. All variations center on the theme of Jewish children feeling alienated during Christmas. Here is a list of Jewish celebrities referenced in “The Chanukah Song”: David Lee Roth James Caan Kirk Douglas Dinah Shore (replaced in some performances with Pauly Shore) The Carnegie Deli (noted for traditional Jewish
Adam Sandler Chanukah Song
Hang on to your hats Zed fans. Here is Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed, the “People Guy”, in Police Academy 3. Some of my favorite Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed one liners: Nice bike. Where do you put the batteries I used to be a real JERK, but now I’m a people guy It’s tough to be a truck drivin cow girl when I was a baby I had no teeth!!, I couldn’t get a job, I couldn’t eat meat!! You like wanna borrow my shampoo? Argghhh! I’d like to introduce you guys, to the future Mrs. Zed!
Bobcat Goldthwait Cadet Zed