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Funny Negotiating Price Joke: (Fun Fact: apparently Winston Churchill loved to tell this prostitute negotiating the price joke) A guy walks into a bar and walks up to a beautiful woman. He asks her if she would have sex with him for $10,000. She thinks about and says she would. He then asks her if she would have sex with him for $100. Disgusted, she declares, “What kind of woman do you think I am?” He replies, “we have already established that, now I’m just negotiating price.” We’ve got tons more funny jokes here!
Funny Negotiating Price Joke
File this “Snapcat” under Reason No. 1,450,756 that I need a cat right friggin’ now!! In case you’re not familiar with what snapcat is, it’s the creation of a clearly very talented and gift girl who likes to take photos of her cat in Snapchat and then place it in very comical situations with the Snapchat tools. She likes to call her Snapchat cat masterpieces snapcat, which we think is pretty much the best name ever for this project. It also makes Snapchat somewhat tolerable considering used to seem like one of the most worthless inventions ever until snapcat came along.
Snapcat is AMAZING
Funny Italian Affair Joke: For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he promised that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Furthermore, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but she asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he advised
Funny Joke: The Italian Affair
Funny Substitute Teacher Joke: A substitute teacher is starting her 1st day at a new school. She is taking attendance when a boy walks in a few seconds late. He says “my name is Matt. sorry I’m late. Every morning I go down to the creek & throw pebbles in the water until school starts.” The teacher excuses him. A minute later, a second student walks in. The teacher asks, “who are you & why are you late?” The student replies “my name in Ben. I was down at the creek, tossing pebbles into the water. I didn’t notice the
Funny Joke: The Substitute Teacher
Marijuana and funny jokes. If you enjoy these two, then hang on because we have 18 Doug Benson Funny Quotes. I was on the toilet for so long, I finally said to myself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.” People say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I am a multitasking pot smoker. Just the other day I was walking down the street. Stoned. OK, I won’t count that as two things. I was walking down the street. I was putting eye drops in my eyes. I was talking on my cellphone. And I was getting hit by