Most Viewed Jokes
Funny Joke About Relaxing: Raju Singh decided to take a trip to the park and lay down in the grass. A man walks up to him and asks “that looks comfortable, are you relaxing?” Raju replies “No Sir, I am Raju Singh”. Later, another man comes up to Raju and also asks him “the grass looks great, are you relaxing?” Annoyed, Raju says “No sir… I am Raju Singh”. Finally a third man comes up to Raju and asks him the same question. Annoyed, Raju gets up and walks to the other side of the park where he sees another
Funny Joke: Relaxing
Here is a quick look at Harland William Pictures. I love the hitchhiker photo, I can hear him say you’re fired every time I see this photo.
Harland William Pictures
Here is Harland Williams as the hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary. It is a dialog between Harland who play a crazy hitchhiker and Ben Stiller playing Ted. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you
Harland Williams There’s Something About Mary
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack is one of the best moments from the movie. The comedian plays Al Czervik, an outspoken (and hilarious) tycoon who manages to insult everybody he encounters at the Bushwood Country Club, but that just makes him all the more awesome. In this video clip Rodney Dangerfield is eating dinner at the Bushwood Country Club and complaining about the food. “This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it,” he said. There’s also another hilarious Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack moment when he sees an older woman at the country club and says “You must have
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack
It wasn’t uncommon to see Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show in the 60’s and 70’s. In fact, the comdian appeared on Johnny Carson’s show a total of 35 times. This might be one of his best appearances, however. You’ll laugh out loud when he says: “My doctor told me to run 5 miles a day for two weeks. I called him up and said ‘Doctor, I’m 70 miles away from my house.” Another favorite is “Last week I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.” Dangerfield also jokes about his wife and kids in this clip. “Last week
Rodney Dangerfield on The Tonight Show