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The Eddie Murphy Raw marriage bit may be the best bit in this entire stand up special. And that’s saying something because Raw is one of the funniest stand up specials in the history of comedy. But this scene is amazing. Eddie has decided that it’s time to get married. He found the love of his life, until he’s at the grocery store and sees a tabloid with a sad Johnny Carson and a happy ex-wife who had gotten half of his money. Half! Since Johnny Carson had $300 million he had to give $150 to his now ex-wife. Half!
Eddie Murphy Raw Marriage Video
What happens when you mistake your mouth for a cereal bowl? Well, if you’re like this girl who posted a Vine of a friend pouring cereal and milk into her mouth, you spit it all up in what might be the best cereal bowl mouth vine. While we’d like to think this clever girl invented the best way to never have to wash a cereal bowl again, this trend was made popular on Vine last year. Suffice to say since then lots of young, cereal-loving folks have tried to conquer the beast known as milk. Sadly, nobody has won yet. Except
You’ll Never Look at Cereal the Same Way Again
Leave it to a big brother to put his little sister in check. One parent recently captured one child’s meltdown at the kitchen table while their older sibling looked on in disgust. The little child, a girl, is crying for no reason (as children do) when her big brother just looks at her and states the one question every parent in the world wants to know… “Why are you crying?” The big brother asked his sister if she took a nap today, and the sister answered honestly “no.” “Well, you need one,” the brother replies with a look that only
Big Brother Tells His Sister What’s Up
Funny Blind Man Joke: A woman is just getting out of the shower when there’s a knock at the door. She doesn’t have a towel at hand so she shouts, “Who is it?” “It’s the blind man” Realising the towel no longer matters, she opens the door. The blind man says, “Nice tits, love. Where do you want the blinds?” Check out more funny jokes!
Funny: The Blind Man Joke
We’ve seen quite a few funny facebook status updates in our day, and it feels like the more friends we get the more we find. What is it about facebook that makes people say the stupidest or smartest things? We’ve written our share of clunkers, but we WISH we wrote these super funny facebook status updates instead. We’ll keep posting more funny facebook status updates as we find them, but in the meantime enjoy these zingers! This hangover feels like Quentin Tarantino directed it. I finally found a diet plan that works. It’s called “The
Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Part 1