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The Eddie Murphy Raw marriage bit may be the best bit in this entire stand up special. And that’s saying something because Raw is one of the funniest stand up specials in the history of comedy. But this scene is amazing. Eddie has decided that it’s time to get married. He found the love of his life, until he’s at the grocery store and sees a tabloid with a sad Johnny Carson and a happy ex-wife who had gotten half of his money. Half! Since Johnny Carson had $300 million he had to give $150 to his now ex-wife. Half!
Eddie Murphy Raw Marriage Video
Leave it to a big brother to put his little sister in check. One parent recently captured one child’s meltdown at the kitchen table while their older sibling looked on in disgust. The little child, a girl, is crying for no reason (as children do) when her big brother just looks at her and states the one question every parent in the world wants to know… “Why are you crying?” The big brother asked his sister if she took a nap today, and the sister answered honestly “no.” “Well, you need one,” the brother replies with a look that only
Big Brother Tells His Sister What’s Up
Autocorrect fails have become our favorite thing to go viral in the past couple years. Autocorrects are so simple, yet they are so awesome they make us laugh every time. I think autocorrects are so funny because they happen to all of us, so we can all relate when we see an autocorrect fail happen to someone else. But these? These are gems. Click through this funny autocorrect fails gallery and prepare to laugh your butt off. From changing “what” to “fart” and “cock” to “cocaine,” these autocorrect fails are enough to make even the raunchiest comedian cringe. Because 9
12 Hilarious Autocorrects
This Eddie Murphy Rocky scene from Raw is hilarious. Eddie’s take on Italians after they have seen the movie Rocky is so spot on, it’s still funny to this day. Because let’s face it, it’s true. Italians are proud people, and Rocky is their hero. The Italian Stallion who came out of nowhere to win the heavyweight championship as a heavily favored underdog. So, of course, after an Italian walks out of the movie theater having just seen Rocky, they are strutting around like a peacock and screaming “Alright Rocko!” “Alright Sly!” at the top of their lungs. And then
Eddie Murphy Rocky Scene from Raw
The Vine video of an adorable kid dancing at a Marlins game earlier this summer has gone crazy on the Internet in the past month. The video has amassed over 40,000,000 Vine views, and memes of the kid dancing keep coming out and getting shared. We can’t help but watch this video of the kid dancing at a Marlins game over and over and over. I mean, he has the absolute best expression on his face! The moment the Marlins score he jumps out of his seat, lifts his shirt off, and starts doing one of the best dances we might
Kid Dances at Marlins Game, World Goes Crazy