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What would you do if you saw a girl wearing nothing except paint for pants? Well, if you live in New York City and you saw the girl in this video walking around recently, chances are you did a whole lot of nothing! This model walked around New York City in nothing but painted on jeans the other week in New York City. She went on the subway, walked lots and lots of city blocks, and did other errands wearing nothing from the waist down but painted on jeans. And guess what? Nobody noticed! This seems to be a trend
Girl Walks Around NYC With No Pants
What happens when you mistake your mouth for a cereal bowl? Well, if you’re like this girl who posted a Vine of a friend pouring cereal and milk into her mouth, you spit it all up in what might be the best cereal bowl mouth vine. While we’d like to think this clever girl invented the best way to never have to wash a cereal bowl again, this trend was made popular on Vine last year. Suffice to say since then lots of young, cereal-loving folks have tried to conquer the beast known as milk. Sadly, nobody has won yet. Except
You’ll Never Look at Cereal the Same Way Again
The Eddie Murphy Raw marriage bit may be the best bit in this entire stand up special. And that’s saying something because Raw is one of the funniest stand up specials in the history of comedy. But this scene is amazing. Eddie has decided that it’s time to get married. He found the love of his life, until he’s at the grocery store and sees a tabloid with a sad Johnny Carson and a happy ex-wife who had gotten half of his money. Half! Since Johnny Carson had $300 million he had to give $150 to his now ex-wife. Half!
Eddie Murphy Raw Marriage Video
These labels—whether they’re just being honest, were improperly placed, or are purposely sarcastic–are just downright funny. And who thought labels could even be funny?! Well, we were proven wrong. Scroll though this gallery of funny labels and prepare to laugh. From the TOO honest food label that says “Bee Vomit” to the really poorly placed label on a book about cooking with your dog to the pills that suggest if you’re overweight to simple “lose weight!,” there are some real gems in this gallery What’s great about some of these honest labels is that they’re clearly made by
If Labels Were Honest
Leave it to a big brother to put his little sister in check. One parent recently captured one child’s meltdown at the kitchen table while their older sibling looked on in disgust. The little child, a girl, is crying for no reason (as children do) when her big brother just looks at her and states the one question every parent in the world wants to know… “Why are you crying?” The big brother asked his sister if she took a nap today, and the sister answered honestly “no.” “Well, you need one,” the brother replies with a look that only
Big Brother Tells His Sister What’s Up