Most Viewed Jokes

Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man. Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name! Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too! Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man: It reminds me of a French Canadian tennis racket, stuck to the back of a Venus snow-goon, bubbling out of my sister’s Brazilian donkey – I don’t think I can make myself any clearer! Harland Williams, Russell

They might be young, but these kids know exactly what they want to do in life, and the notes in this gallery prove it. These funny kid notes are exactly what we need on a Tuesday. Funny kid notes are our favorites, as most of these kids show such brutal honesty that you can’t help but laugh at all their weird sayings. What’s most surprising about these funny kid notes is that quite a few of them are very adamant about wanting to do nothing in life when they grow up. Sure you might expect that kind of comment from

These cats on dogs photos are too much to handle. If you grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons, you were taught that cats and dogs were mortal enemies. While Tom and Jerry was about a cat and mouse, the dog showed up in that cartoon quite a bit to take his anger out on Tom. Usually because Jerry rigged it so the dog showed up right at the moment Tom was about to finally get to Jerry. But this gallery of cats on dogs tells a totally different story. These guys are clearly friends. And not just acquaintances, these cats

  These have to be the best reality TV moments collection we’ve ever seen. From Judge Joe Brown and Maury Povich guests to Dr. Phil quotes and even someone on BBC News, the descriptions and captions given by and to each of these people is downright hilarious. Click through the gallery to see some of the best reality TV moments, like the one woman who said she had sex for a lobster buffet dinner. Or the guy dressed in a skeleton mask who says he was a drama-free relationship. Or what about the man who was forced to eat his own