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Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.-Anonymous Funny Quote About Men
Funny Quote About Men
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.-Anonymous Funny Quote About Men
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.- Al McGuire Funny Quote
Al McGuire Funny Quote
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.- Al McGuire Funny Quote
If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.-Muhammed Ali
Muhammad Ali Quote
If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.-Muhammed Ali
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.- Douglas Adams Funny Quote
Douglas Adams Funny Quote
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.- Douglas Adams Funny Quote
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.- Steven Wright Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Steven Wright Funny Quote
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.- Steven Wright Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes