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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”- Claude Pepper Funny Quote
Claude Pepper Funny Quote
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”- Claude Pepper Funny Quote
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.- Franklin Jones Funny Quote
Franklin Jones Funny Quote
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.- Franklin Jones Funny Quote
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.-Bob Thaves
Bob Thaves Funny Quote
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.-Bob Thaves
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Kids Click here for more funny quotes
Funny Quote About Kids
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.- Anonymous Funny Quote About Kids Click here for more funny quotes
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.- Oscar Wilde Funny Quote
Oscar Wilde Funny Quote
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.- Oscar Wilde Funny Quote