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I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.-Patrick Murray
Patrick Murray Funny Quote
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.-Patrick Murray
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
Doug Larson Funny Quote
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote
Offensive Funny Quote
Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote
Flip Wilson Funny Quote
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote