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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
Doug Larson Funny Quote
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.-Doug Larson
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote
Flip Wilson Funny Quote
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote
Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote
Offensive Funny Quote
Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?- Anonymous Offensive Funny Quote