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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right shut up.-Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Funny Quote
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right shut up.-Ogden Nash
Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.-George Burns Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
George Burns Funny Quote
Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.-George Burns Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote
Emo Philips Funny Quote
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-Robert Bloch
Robert Bloch Funny Quote
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-Robert Bloch
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
Ethel Mumford Funny Quote
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.- Ethel Mumford Funny Quote