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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.- Lana Turner Funny Quote
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.-Rodney Dangerfield
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The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.-Evan Esar
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere . . . and let the air out of the tires.-Dorothy Parker Click here for more funny quotes
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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.- Bob Hope Funny Bathroom Quote Click here for more funny quotes