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At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.- Ann Landers Funny Quote Click here for more funny quotes
Ann Landers Funny Quote
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?- Anonymous Funny Quote About Camping
Funny Quote About Camping
What if a giant dog stole the show in the movie Jurassic Park instead of dinosaurs? Well, one dog owner wanted to find out, so he digitally inserted his adorable (and giant) English Bulldog into a clip from the movie Jurassic Park and hilarity definitely ensues! In the scene that used to have a dinosaur scarily roaring, there is now an adorable bulldog stealing the show. Everybody is looking on from the field below, and the one character says “We’re going to make a fortune from this place” after the bulldog gets up on his hind legs and roars just like the
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.-George Burns
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All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.-Will Rogers