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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.- Billy Sunday Funny Quote
Billy Sunday Funny Quote
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.- Billy Sunday Funny Quote
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.-Will Rogers
Will Rogers Funny Quote
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.-Will Rogers
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.-Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Funny Quote
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.-Rodney Dangerfield
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.-George Burns
George Burns Funny Quote
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.-George Burns
The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.-Evan Esar
Evan Esar Funny Quote
The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.-Evan Esar