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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.- Greg King Funny Quote
Greg King Funny Quote
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”
Lawyer Joke Getting Arrested
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.-Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quote
What if a giant dog stole the show in the movie Jurassic Park instead of dinosaurs? Well, one dog owner wanted to find out, so he digitally inserted his adorable (and giant) English Bulldog into a clip from the movie Jurassic Park and hilarity definitely ensues! In the scene that used to have a dinosaur scarily roaring, there is now an adorable bulldog stealing the show. Everybody is looking on from the field below, and the one character says “We’re going to make a fortune from this place” after the bulldog gets up on his hind legs and roars just like the
What Happens When You Put a Dog in Jurassic Park?
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.