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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.-Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld Funny Quote
This Morgan Freeman helium video is hilarious. Morgan Freeman is known for his voice. He has done countless voiceovers in his career including everything from March of the Penguins to Through the Wormhole on the SciFi channel. In this episode, Morgan sucks in some helium before he does this segment to show off how funny his voice sounds when he’s inhaled some helium. After seeing this Morgan Freeman helium video I kind of wish someone would make a video of Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones both arguing about something hilarious while they are on helium. I’m not sure my
Morgan Freeman Using Helium
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, “Yes,” was “Why?” The lawyer answered it, “Never got caught.”
Lawyer Joke Getting Arrested
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?- Anonymous Funny Quote About Camping