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Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man:
I’m 30 years old. I’m almost a grown man.
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Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man:
Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name!
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Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man:
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT! His name is my name too!
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Harland Williams, Fred Randall in Rocket Man:
It reminds me of a French Canadian tennis racket, stuck to the back of a Venus snow-goon, bubbling out of my sister’s Brazilian donkey – I don’t think I can make myself any clearer!
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Harland Williams, Russell in Employee of the month:
Jesus Christ. Where the hell are we, Chuck E. Cheese-istian?
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Harland Williams, Russell in Employee of the month:
You’re like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are.
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Harland Williams, Russell in Employee of the month:
Oh yeah, that picture goes up on the wall she slides into the sack faster than a singed Koala bear looking for an all night burn center.
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Harland Williams, Policeman in Because of Winn-Dixie:
What in the name of corn on the cob is goin’ on around here?
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Harland Williams, Hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary:
If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from A to B.
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Harland Williams, Hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary:
You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
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Harland Williams, Hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary:
No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won’t even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
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Harland Williams, Hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary:
‘Cause you’re fuckin’ fired!
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Harland Williams, State Trooper in Dumb and Dumber:
You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?
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