My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.- Jack Nicholson Funny Quote
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?- Anonymous Funny Quote About Camping
Funny Quote About Camping
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?- Anonymous Funny Quote About Camping
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote
Flip Wilson Funny Quote
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.- Flip Wilson Funny Quote
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.-Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Funny Quote
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.-Wilson Mizner
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.- Dave Barry Funny Quote
Dave Barry Funny Quote
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.- Dave Barry Funny Quote
If at first you don’t succeed . . . so much for skydiving.- Henny Youngman Funny Quote
Henny Youngman Funny Quote
If at first you don’t succeed . . . so much for skydiving.- Henny Youngman Funny Quote
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.- Franklin Jones Funny Quote
Franklin Jones Funny Quote
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.- Franklin Jones Funny Quote
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.-Anonymous Funny Quote About Men
Funny Quote About Men
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.-Anonymous Funny Quote About Men
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.- Billy Sunday Funny Quote
Billy Sunday Funny Quote
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.- Billy Sunday Funny Quote
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.- Al McGuire Funny Quote
Al McGuire Funny Quote
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.- Al McGuire Funny Quote
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.- Greg King Funny Quote
Greg King Funny Quote
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.- Greg King Funny Quote
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote
Emo Philips Funny Quote
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.- Emo Philips Funny Quote